watcherofthehearts:

My front hurts and my back hurts, and my head hurts, and I just want to sleep, but omg I’m so hyper too, and I want to punch people in the face,  and eat all the things, and I want chocolate and wine and unf Lord help me when a sexy man appears on my dash

Yup…it’s shark week.

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gpgay:

DO YOU KNOW HOW UPSET I AM RIGHT NOW

IT’S A TRAMPOLINE TENT

SO ONCE YOU’RE DONE BOUNCING AND HAVING FUN

YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE FUCKING TRAMPOLINE AND HAVE EVEN MORE FUN 

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ask-vikingslender:

since no one would shut up about it, I signed up for babblr. anyone ready to talk to people? woooo.

I’ve spent ALLL weekend in the sunshine. Last night I had an early Cinco de Mayo celebration with some my bestie great friends, complete with tequila shots, margaritas, Kinect dance party and Cards Against Humanity, and today I went wine & chocolate tasting with my other bestie. BEST weekend ever! And boy am I ttaannnn!! :)

teachingliteracy:

idreaminwords

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