May 2013
39 posts
pretty in pink.
owlmylove:
When I was 10, I saw
my first episode of Law & Order, SVU
a woman screamed
and her pretty pink dress ripped
the scene cut to black but then
she sat in a station
hair mussed and mascara running
and she seemed broken
and empty
and that’s when I began to prepare
for the inevitable.
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forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
lookslikeazipper:
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
Reblog this if you are a fan of Marvel's the...
letsdoaheadcount:
The URLs will be given to Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson in an Avengers notebook when they film in Cleveland.
NOTE: PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS AND AWARE OF WHAT BLOG YOU’RE REBLOGGING THIS FROM. WE DON’T WANT TO TRAUMATIZE THE ACTORS TOO BADLY.
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It's that time again...
watcherofthehearts:
My front hurts and my back hurts, and my head hurts, and I just want to sleep, but omg I’m so hyper too, and I want to punch people in the face, and eat all the things, and I want chocolate and wine and unf Lord help me when a sexy man appears on my dash
Yup…it’s shark week.
gpgay:
DO YOU KNOW HOW UPSET I AM RIGHT NOW
IT’S A TRAMPOLINE TENT
SO ONCE YOU’RE DONE BOUNCING AND HAVING FUN
YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE FUCKING TRAMPOLINE AND HAVE EVEN MORE FUN
ask-vikingslender:
since no one would shut up about it, I signed up for babblr. anyone ready to talk to people? woooo.
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I’ve spent ALLL weekend in the sunshine. Last night I had an early Cinco de Mayo celebration with some my bestie great friends, complete with tequila shots, margaritas, Kinect dance party and Cards Against Humanity, and today I went wine & chocolate tasting with my other bestie. BEST weekend ever! And boy am I ttaannnn!! :)
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get...
teachingliteracy:
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IRON MAN 3
sassyasspeterhale:
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Iron Man 3 was EPIC!!!
I just got home from the movie… and my God I’m in love!!!
2 hours of staring at RDJ, with awesome suits, laughs and bad-assery?
and hello!? Gwyneth Paltrow’s abs! Have you seen them?! holy shit! I don’t swing that way but even I said HOT DAMN!
I need to see this movie again soon!
You need to go see it to! Go, go now!
….I don’t think anyone quiet...
April 2013
114 posts
wolverika-jezreel:
They’re = They fucking are.
Their = Shows fucking possession.
There = Specifies a fucking location.
You’re = You fucking are.
Your = Shows fucking possession.
We’re = We fucking are.
Were = Past fucking tense of “are.”
Where = Specifies a fucking location.
Than = A fucking comparison.
Then = A point in fucking time.
shotamune:
Reblog this and I will draw you a birdie based of your blog/url like this one:
the sky’s the limit, just kidding, the limit is May/10… uvu
Best. Video. Ad. Ever. →
No, really. It is.
Link
This probably the most hilarious video ad I have ever watched
omg hahahahahahahaha
Ladies & gentlemen, this is how you make a tv ad properly
A++++
milesjai:
all-brawn-no-brain:
the-girl-who-laughed:
THIS IS HILARY FUCKING DUFF.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN BUILT DISNEY CHANNEL AND DIDN’T HAVE A SAD, DISAPPOINTING DOWNSPIRAL.
SHE IS THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT AND NOW SHE’S A HAPPILY MARRIED MOTHER.
THAT’S HOW ITS DONE, BITCHES.
CAN I ALSO ADD THAT SHE BATTLED ANOREXIA AND BEAT IT ALL TO HELL
“THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT...
